Dear Miami (of Ohio),

ALL ABOUT BRIAGENN

Athens BlockDrunken Undergrad,

I, along with every other future, current, and past Bobcat, would love to take the time to respond to your “Dear OU (of Ohio)” article.

Your attempt to write a witty blog post was cute. Substandard, but cute. As a senior at one of the nation’s most celebrated journalism schools — the E.W. Scripps School of Journalism at Ohio University, to be exact — I should know. University on the decline? Think again.

Furthermore, I would like to send my deepest condolences to your sorority sisters. It must be a shame to waste daddy’s money on a fake friendship with such a negative person. And while we’re in the business of name-calling, let’s pause to address a few of the pathetic profanities you threw our way:

Unoriginal? Ohio University never once attempted to establish superiority over Miami University as an institution — we’ll leave the status-bashing to…

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